Why Physics Jokes Don't Work

A Higgs-Boson goes into a church and is met at the altar by a priest;

Priest: Sorry, I'm afraid that you can't come in here

Higgs-Boson: But why? I am the "God particle" after all....

Priest: Exactly, you prove that God does not exist - get out!

Higgs-Boson: Well, if I am not allowed in here then you cannot have mass..........





Point proven really without resorting to the one about cats sliding off a roof based on the friction coefficient µ (mew) which is probably best told about 20 minutes after the apocalypse.

A cool Wasp Beetle -

Clytus arietis?