Priest: Sorry, I'm afraid that you can't come in here
Higgs-Boson: But why? I am the "God particle" after all....
Priest: Exactly, you prove that God does not exist - get out!
Higgs-Boson: Well, if I am not allowed in here then you cannot have mass..........
Point proven really without resorting to the one about cats sliding off a roof based on the friction coefficient µ (mew) which is probably best told about 20 minutes after the apocalypse.
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